Father, mountains screech with such unholy smiles.

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This blog is run by two of the most awesomtastic best friends.xD
Vesa and Laura. Born and raised in Kosovo but currently living in Graz, Austria. Cuz we're awesome like that.
Girl:I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy:I know.
Girl:I love you!
Boy:I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl:Where is he?
Dad:Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl:(Starts crying)
Dad:Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
This is not the kind of joke you tell your daughter who just had a heart surgery!